Are you looking for Christmas Jokes for Kids, Christmas Knock Knock Jokes, and/or Christmas Dad Jokes? Keep reading! Also, don’t forget to download our FREE Printable Christmas Jokes Lunch Cards.
It’s that time of year again! The holidays are upon us and that means it’s time to start thinking about all things Christmas. If you’re like me, you love this time of year but you also get a little stressed thinking about all the things you need to do to get ready.
One thing that always takes me by surprise is how fast the kids seem to grow up. Every year it feels like they’re a little bit taller and a little bit wiser. That’s why I wanted to put together this list of Christmas jokes for kids.
These jokes are perfect for keeping the little ones entertained during all the holiday festivities. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chuckle out of them too!
How to Use – Christmas Jokes for Kids
There are so many ways to use these Christmas jokes for kids! You can print them out and use them as lunch box notes, or slip one into a Christmas card. They make great conversation starters at holiday parties or family gatherings.
You can even use them as a way to get the kids engaged in some holiday fun learning activities. However you use them, I’m sure the kids will love them!
15 Christmas Jokes for Kids
Below you will find Christmas Jokes for Kids! You can say these jokes out loud or print them out to use as lunch box notes or Christmas cards.
1) Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets caught in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!
2) Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
3) Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
A: He was feeling elfish!
4) Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.
5) Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid camera!
6) Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye-deer!
7) Q: What did Santa say when he lost his reindeer?
A: Where’s Rudolph?
8) Q: What do you call an elf who doesn’t sing?
A: A mute elf!
9) Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle!
10) Q: Why was Santa’s helper seeing a doctor?
A: Because she had low elf esteem!
11) Q: What do you call an elf who is sick of the North Pole?
A: A Rebel Without a Claus!
12) Q: How do you fix a broken candy cane?
A: With a candy cane patch!
13) Q: What do you get when you cross an arctic fox and a snowman?
A: Frosty the Snowfox!
14) Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A: A Holly Davidson!
15) Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Below you will find Christmas Knock Knock Jokes! These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
-Wanda who?
Wanda you know how to party or what?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Christmas Dad Jokes
Here are dad jokes that can be said at the dinner table during Christmas:
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a joke about paper?
A: Never mind, it’s tearable.
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock in his fridge?
A: Because he wanted time to cool off!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
Q: Where do elves go on vacation?
A: The elf-abet!
Free Printable Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids Lunch Box Notes
To keep the fun going the whole month long, download these amazing Christmas lunch box jokes printables! Just click on the link below, print them out and cut along the dotted lines. Christmas is fun for everyone!
Last Thing You Need To Know About Christmas Jokes for Kids
I hope you enjoy these Christmas jokes for kids! I know I had fun putting them together. If you’re looking for more holiday fun, be sure to check out my blog for other Christmas activities for kids. From DIY decorations to delicious recipes, I’ve got everything you need to make this holiday season extra special. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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